"I Am Aldolpho" from "The Drowsy Chaperone"

ALDOLPHO

I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho

A ladies' man who wins acclaim Aldolpho

Well lovely miss I am the same Aldolpho

I introduce myself

I am Aldolpho

DROWSY (Spoken)

Nice to meet you, shall we?

ALDOLPHO

Not so fast...

So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho

I'll try to make it very clear Aldolpho

The lovely ladies always cheer Aldolpho

When I repeat myself

I am Aldolpho

DROWSY (Spoken)

Understood

ALDOLPHO

I can sing it high - Aldolpho

I can sing it low - Aldolpho

I can sing it very fast - Aldolpho

I can sing it very slow...ly

(Spoken)

I'd do it now, but it would take hours. Now lest us see if you can remember my name.

DROWSY (Spoken)

I'll give it a shot.

ALDOLPHO

Now who's the fellow that you see?

DROWSY

Aldolpho

ALDOLPHO

And how should you refer to me?

DROWSY

Aldolpho

ALDOLPHO

And who is it I'll always be?

DROWSY

Aldolpho

ALDOLPHO

Now sing it proudly

DROWSY

You are Aldolpho

ALDOLPHO

Now let me spell it out for you

For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason

Because maybe you are hard of hearing or something - I don't know

It goes A-A-A-A-A-A-L

DO - HO- HO-HO HO-HOL

F-F-F-F-F-FO

I am Aldolpho

Aldolpho