Showing posts with label The Rocky Horror Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Rocky Horror Show. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

"Hot Patootie (Whatever Happened to Saturday Night)" from "The Rocky Horror Show"

Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a Rock and Roll show
We climbed in the back seat, really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock and Roll
(Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll)
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you try to sing along
It felt pretty good...Whoo!
Really had a good time
Hot patootie, bless my soul
Really love that Rock and Roll
(Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
(Saxophone solo)
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll

Sunday, August 12, 2012

"Dammit, Janet" from "The Rocky Horror Show"

BRAD
Hey, Janet.
JANET
Yes, Brad?
BRAD
I've got something to say.
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet!
The river was deep but I swam it,
Janet.
The future is ours so let's plan it,
Janet.
So please don't tell me to can it,
Janet.
I've one thing to say and that's dammit,
Janet,
I love you.
The road was long, but I ran it,
Janet.
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it,
Janet.
If there's one fool for you then I am it,
Janet.
Now I've one thing to say and that's dammit,
Janet,
I love you.
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can grow.
That's good, bad, or mediocre.
Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so.
JANET
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had,
Oh, Brad.
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad,
Oh, Brad.
That you've met Mum and you know Dad,
Oh, Brad.
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad,
I'm mad
For you, too.
Oh, Brad.
BRAD
Oh, dammit!
JANET
I'm mad.
BRAD
Oh, Janet!
JANET
For you.
BOTH
I love you, too.
There's one thing left to do
And that's . . .
BRAD
Go see the man who began it,
Janet.
When we met in his science exam-it,
Janet,
Made me give you the eye and then panic,
Janet.
There's one thing to say and that's dammit,
Janet,
I love you.
Dammit, Janet.
JANET
Oh, Brad, I'm mad.
BRAD
Dammit, Janet.
BOTH
I love you!