ELDER PRICE:
Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share
with you
The most amazing book.
ELDER GRANT:
Hello!
My name is
Elder Grant.
Its a book about America
A long, long time ago.
ELDER
PRICE:
It has
So many awesome parts
You simply wont believe
How much
this book can change your life.
ELDER GREEN:
Hello!
My name is
Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus
Christ.
ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!
My name is Elder Young
ELDER
HARRIS:
Hello!
ELDER YOUNG:
Did you know that Jesus
Lived here
in the U.S.A.?
ELDER GRANT:
You can
Read all about it
now!
ELDER WHITE:
Hello!
ELDER YOUNG:
In this nifty book,
its free!
No, you dont have to pay!
ELDER
YOUNG:
Hello!
ELDER SMITH:
Hello!
My name is Elder Smith!
And
can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?
ELDER
BROWN:
Hello!
ELDER GREEN:
Hello!
ELDER
HARRIS:
Hello!
ELDER SMITH:
Ill just leave it here.
It has a lot
of information you can really use!
ELDER PRICE:
Hello!
ELDER
HARRIS:
Hi!
ELDER PRICE:
My name is-
ELDER GREEN:
Jesus
Christ!
ELDER GRANT:
You have a lovely home!
ELDER
CROSS:
Hello!
ELDER YOUNG:
Its an amazing book!
ELDER
SMITH:
Bonjour!
ELDER WHITE:
Hola!
ELDER HARRIS:
Ni
hao!
ELDER WHITE:
Me llamo Elder White!
ELDER GRANT:
Are
these your kids?
ELDER GREEN:
This book gives you the secret
To
eternal life!
ELDER SMITH:
Sound good?
ALL:
Eternal
life!
ELDER GREEN:
With Jesus Christ!
ALL:
Is super
fun!
ELDER BROWN:
Hello!
ELDER HARRIS:
Ding
dong!
ALL:
And if you let us in,
Well show you how it can be
done!
ELDER GRANT:
No thanks?
ELDER GREEN:
You
sure?
ELDER GRANT:
Oh, well.
ELDER GREEN:
Thats
fine.
ELDER GRANT:
Goodbye!
ELDER GREEN:
Have fun in
hell.
ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS:
Hey now!
ALL:
You simply
wont believe how much
This book will change your life,
This book will
change your life,
This book will change your life!
This book will change
your life,
This book will change your life!
ELDER
CUNNINGHAM:
HELLO! Would you like to change religions?! I have a free book
written by Jesus!
VOICE:
NO, NO, ELDER CUNNINGHAM!
Thats NOT how we
do it! Youre making things up again!
JUST STICK TO THE APPROVED
DIALOGUE.
Elders, show him!
ELDERS:
Hello!
ELDER
CUNNINGHAM:
Hello...
ELDERS:
My name is:
ELDER
CUNNINGHAM:
Elder Cunningham!
ELDERS:
And we would like to share
with you this book of Jesus Christ!
ELDER PRICE:
Hello!
ELDER
GRANT:
Hello!
ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG:
Ding dong!
ELDER
WHITE and ELDER BROWN:
Heigh ho!
ELDER SMITH:
Just take this
book!
ELDER HARRIS:
Its free!
ELDER BROWN:
For
you!
ELDER HARRIS:
For me!
ELDERS:
You see?
You simply
wont believe
How much this book will change
Your
life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
This book will
change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change-
-So you
wont burn in-
ELDER WHITE:
Hell...O!
ELDERS:
Youre gonna die
someday!
But if you read this book youll see
That theres another
way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you
that
This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will
change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your
life!
The book of Mormon!
(Mormon!)
Hello!!!
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