"Crazier Than You" from "The Addams Family"

WEDNESDAY
Once I was hopeful
Thought we were one
Life, less than perfect
Finally begun
But, now I wonder
Are we undone?
I wanna treasure you
In death as well as life
I wanna cut you with my love
And with my knife
But can I live as your tormentor and your wife?
When I am crazier than you
I'm crazier than you
And nothing up 'til now has proved me wrong
I'm crazier than you
That's just the overview
So get on board or simply move along
LUCAS
I'm not impulsive
WEDNESDAY
And yet I truly love you
LUCAS
I'm not deranged
WEDNESDAY
I'd never ask that of you
LUCAS
But in this moment
I feel I'm changed
I wanna climb Mount Everest, go to Mozambique
I wanna be impulsive
Want to be unique
Can you believe I mean it when you hear me shriek?
I'm crazier than you
I'm crazier than you
And now I'll prove to you
Exactly how
I'm crazier than you
I'll do what you can do
From here on in
I give my solemn vow
WEDNESDAY
Pluck the arrow from its quiver
Hold it in your hand, be brave
LUCAS
Pierce the apple not the liver
Or we're dancing on my grave
WEDNESDAY
Place it in the bow and steady
LUCAS
Can't you shoot that thing already?!?
WEDNESDAY
I'm gonna demonstrate that fear is my ideal
LUCAS
Girl, believe me
Fear is your appeal
WEDNESDAY
'Cuz in the moment that you're frightened
Life is real
LUCAS
Then my life must be real real!
BOTH
And in a flash
When you/I release and seal the deal
I'm crazier than you
I'm crazier than you
And nothing hurts me
When I hear you say
I'm crazier than you
Psychotically into
And that is all I need to face the day
I'm crazier than you
I'm crazier than you
And live or die, I'll let you have control
I'm crazier than you
So say you love me, too
From here on in you're singing to my soul
My soul!