Friday, January 4, 2013

"Hello!" from "The Book of Mormon"

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.

ELDER GRANT:
Hello!
My name is Elder Grant.
Its a book about America
A long, long time ago.

ELDER PRICE:
It has
So many awesome parts
You simply wont believe
How much this book can change your life.

ELDER GREEN:
Hello!
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ.

ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!
My name is Elder Young

ELDER HARRIS:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
Did you know that Jesus
Lived here in the U.S.A.?

ELDER GRANT:
You can
Read all about it now!

ELDER WHITE:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
In this nifty book, its free!
No, you dont have to pay!

ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!

ELDER SMITH:
Hello!
My name is Elder Smith!
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?

ELDER BROWN:
Hello!

ELDER GREEN:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Hello!

ELDER SMITH:
Ill just leave it here.
It has a lot of information you can really use!

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Hi!

ELDER PRICE:
My name is-

ELDER GREEN:
Jesus Christ!

ELDER GRANT:
You have a lovely home!

ELDER CROSS:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
Its an amazing book!

ELDER SMITH:
Bonjour!

ELDER WHITE:
Hola!

ELDER HARRIS:
Ni hao!

ELDER WHITE:
Me llamo Elder White!

ELDER GRANT:
Are these your kids?

ELDER GREEN:
This book gives you the secret
To eternal life!

ELDER SMITH:
Sound good?

ALL:
Eternal life!

ELDER GREEN:
With Jesus Christ!

ALL:
Is super fun!

ELDER BROWN:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Ding dong!

ALL:
And if you let us in,
Well show you how it can be done!

ELDER GRANT:
No thanks?

ELDER GREEN:
You sure?

ELDER GRANT:
Oh, well.

ELDER GREEN:
Thats fine.

ELDER GRANT:
Goodbye!

ELDER GREEN:
Have fun in hell.

ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS:
Hey now!

ALL:
You simply wont believe how much
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
HELLO! Would you like to change religions?! I have a free book written by Jesus!

VOICE:
NO, NO, ELDER CUNNINGHAM!
Thats NOT how we do it! Youre making things up again!
JUST STICK TO THE APPROVED DIALOGUE.
Elders, show him!

ELDERS:
Hello!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Hello...

ELDERS:
My name is:

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Elder Cunningham!

ELDERS:
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!

ELDER GRANT:
Hello!

ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG:
Ding dong!

ELDER WHITE and ELDER BROWN:
Heigh ho!

ELDER SMITH:
Just take this book!

ELDER HARRIS:
Its free!

ELDER BROWN:
For you!

ELDER HARRIS:
For me!

ELDERS:
You see?
You simply wont believe
How much this book will change
Your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change-

-So you wont burn in-

ELDER WHITE:
Hell...O!

ELDERS:
Youre gonna die someday!
But if you read this book youll see
That theres another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

The book of Mormon!

(Mormon!)

Hello!!!

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