Sunday, August 12, 2012

"Dammit, Janet" from "The Rocky Horror Show"

BRAD
Hey, Janet.
JANET
Yes, Brad?
BRAD
I've got something to say.
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet!
The river was deep but I swam it,
Janet.
The future is ours so let's plan it,
Janet.
So please don't tell me to can it,
Janet.
I've one thing to say and that's dammit,
Janet,
I love you.
The road was long, but I ran it,
Janet.
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it,
Janet.
If there's one fool for you then I am it,
Janet.
Now I've one thing to say and that's dammit,
Janet,
I love you.
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
There's three ways that love can grow.
That's good, bad, or mediocre.
Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so.
JANET
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had,
Oh, Brad.
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad,
Oh, Brad.
That you've met Mum and you know Dad,
Oh, Brad.
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad,
I'm mad
For you, too.
Oh, Brad.
BRAD
Oh, dammit!
JANET
I'm mad.
BRAD
Oh, Janet!
JANET
For you.
BOTH
I love you, too.
There's one thing left to do
And that's . . .
BRAD
Go see the man who began it,
Janet.
When we met in his science exam-it,
Janet,
Made me give you the eye and then panic,
Janet.
There's one thing to say and that's dammit,
Janet,
I love you.
Dammit, Janet.
JANET
Oh, Brad, I'm mad.
BRAD
Dammit, Janet.
BOTH
I love you!

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